When the aliens arrived on planet earth with their elongated skulls and big blinky eyes circa 800AD (date is approximate), their spaceship landed in the Peruvian desert where they resided for a period of up to two weeks, which is as much as two and a half weeks in alien local time.
The aliens came to Peru to buy llama wool from the locals as their planet, which is located approximately four miles from earth (give or take some scientific talk I don’t understand) gets very cold. As you are aware, the aliens were not always friendly and are the same species responsible for the extinction of dinosaurs, the recent abduction of Michael Jackson and Terri Henris goal against Ireland last week.
Upon their arrival in Peru all those years ago however they became pacified due to the large amounts of coco leaves they consumed, which made their big blinky eyes seem even bigger and more blinky. Their newly found placid mood ignited an artistic flair within them never experienced on their own planet. They etched large images of monkeys, a whale, and a humming bird onto the hot desert terrain which are still clearly visible today. One alien even drew a self portrait on the side of a rock of him waving hello to other aliens as they arrived to collect the llama wool. He is 32 metres in height, perhaps actual size, which leaves us females to wonder whether he was built in proportion.
The aliens left after a few weeks and went on to feature in such movies as ET and Men in Black. They have messengers here and are especially proud of Tom Cruise and the work he does for them here on planet earth.
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